[tour guide voice] and on the left we see the hobbit fandom rise up from the ashes of erebor
I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse
…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.
I’m Spider-woman now! Or possibly interning at OSCorp?
British secret service fuck yeah
Screw you Myah. I’m Fuckin’ Superman. Beat that
Alternately a journalist
fuck the last movie i watched was battle royale
I saw This Is The End…my job is to be raptured??? or be an angel in Heaven forever?? If it’s the latter I can live with that
Martin Freeman Goes to Motown - sings ‘My Girl’ with The Funk Brothers:
‘I guess you’d say what…’
Fun Fact: Martin has said he would have pursued a career in music if he had had the talent (in other words, acting was his second choice). I could have been a groupie to rockerMartin. This explains his ability to beatbox in Ali G Indahouse.
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
whO DID THE FUCKiNG THING
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING I’M
I was mad as hell a minute ago then this Cotton Eyed Joe shit came and now I’m happy as fuck
I love Cotton Eye Joe, and I know you do, too. God. What an amazing fellow. Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from, that Cotton Eye Joe? Dear Cotton Eye Joe, where did you come from? I know how much you love him, Deni. As much as that Benny Cuntbitch. Y’know, the one that looks like a pickle. Cotton eye joe doesn’t look like a pickle, though. He is the ideal human being. Yet, where did he come from? That cotton eye joe.
halp I can’t berath i can’t stop laughing
I am so tired of the Khan Race Argument and people telling me to be offended at it because I am black and as a person of color I should be mad that a POC wasn’t picked for this role and no shut up
Don’t you dare tell me what to be offended or mad at ESPECIALLY due to my race.
Casting appreciation gif.
This seriously pisses me off because TWO men of the “correct” ethnicity/race were asked to play the role of Khan. I don’t remember their names because this back when Into Darkness was in casting yo but they BOTH DECLINED.
So there’s a HUGE difference between “well, we asked the best in the business and they both said no, so we should go with another actor of the ‘incorrect’ race who is also very well suited for the role” and doing what the Hunger Games did which is literally only let white girls audition for Katniss.
When actors decline there is fuckall you can do. It’s shitty, no doubt, that Khan ended up being white, but BC did a great job in the role, while knowing he was third choice. I won’t begrudge him for taking it, and I won’t begrudge the casting crew for going with him after their best actors declined.
May I remind everyone that this is an AU, too?
Die hard ST fans, I understand your pain.
But C’MON STOP THIS
Also BS on that Hunger Games thing because KATNISS IN THE BOOKS IS WHITE. Not as pale mind you but she is still white.
In Star Trek’s case I think they went with acting ability more then race. Because both men in this role did a wonderful job.
In The Wrath of Khan and in the episode Ricardo Montalban did fantastic and in Into Darkness Cumberbatch did fantastic. They both added to the character of Khan in their own way. Making each experience different but still just as thrilling.
And I am pretty sure that those other two men who where up for the role where great but they felt Cumberbatch did better. And that is just what happens when people apply for a job. Someone does better.
And, to get a little political for a second. in this post 9/11 world having a person of color being a terrorist could have cause them HUGE problems that they are probably not prepared for.
“SO ten why do Khan?”
Because Star Trek fans and the like where complaining up and down about the weak villain in the last film so I guess he just said “HERE! The baddest villain of them all in the series. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?”